It
is important to get law students out of the classroom and have them watch the
real lives of trial lawyers. For my Comprehensive Trial Advocacy course, Seattle University law students attend a day in trial
and report on what they observed. Consistently they praise this courthouse
visit. It is satisfying to read the students’ reports and to learn how being in
the courtroom can be such a rewarding learning experience for them. The
following observation-report was written by Claire Charbonneau.
The trial proceeding that I observed was a criminal
proceeding under Judge Ramsdell in the Superior Court in the King County
Courthouse on 10/17. I came to understand that the trial was in regards to the
defendant’s assault charge; although initially upon entering the courtroom I
was confused for multiple reasons. I first noted that defendant was testifying,
but was not being directed by an attorney. Per his testimony, I came to be more
confused about what his actual charges were due to the nature of that
testimony. I noticed an attorney sitting across the room at the counsel table
who I took to be the prosecutor. At this point I understood that the defendant
was acting pro se, which was very unfortunate for him, because if anyone could
have used an attorney, it was certainly this defendant.
While
the defendant was without question, an interesting individual, his testimony
was extremely long winded, and he practically did the prosecution’s job for
her. The defendant began with the direct examination of himself, his only
witness. He began by telling the story of the charge at hand which involved the
assault of his then girlfriend; however it took a long time for the story to
arrive at this point, as he would trail off on loose ends and side stories that
seemed to have nothing to do with the issue. Half the jury looked extremely
bored, and the four corrections officers in the room often smiled at each
other, amused by the testimony. The prosecutor thankfully made several
objections to the scope of his testimony, hearsay, and in general to the time
that the defendant was spending on the rabbit holes of his testimony.
While
parts were very slow and cringe worthy, the narrative did not lack for
intrigue, as he told a tale of fighting with his girlfriend where he was
blinded by perfume, broke his hand, fell on a Christmas tree while his
girlfriend swung a hammer at him, and he pulled her down with him onto the
tree. He then discovered a gun which he claimed she had placed under the seat
of his truck. After that event, he failed to show up to work for several days,
due to his broken hand, and left to the Tulalip Casino where he stayed at a
motel and gambled while he was “percoceted out” by his own admission on his
girlfriend’s Percocet pills. He made several other statements such as: “I’m no
angel”, calling his girlfriend “every name in the book”, that he “has dated a
lot of women, and spoils ‘em, because [he is] a gentlemen – as long as he ain’t
mad”, that this woman (and others he later referenced) was a “vindictive woman”
and that he “is a fighter”. He stated that although he is “not innocent” in
many incidents that he later brought up, he was in this one. In one of the most
cringe-worthy moments, which surely made every woman in the room dislike him,
he said that “all women lie” and that “every man who is sitting in jail for a
DV is there because a woman lied about it” because “that is what they do”.
After
being prompted along by the prosecutor’s time objections and the judge, he
later went on to testify about a laundry list of other crimes and incidents
that had not been brought up by the prosecution. The prosecutor had to
absolutely loving it, and the whole courtroom seemed shocked that he would
freely offer up this information. He went on to detail his life story which
included – but was not limited to the following. He was charged with assault on
his ex wife, which he claimed was a lie, but also described as an event where
they wrestled over a(n) amp and he backhanded (her) in the face. He then
detailed a confusing relationship with another woman where he claimed he owned
a ship used to fight pirates in Africa, which somehow led to an incident where
this woman turned him in to homeland security, which led to some charges, and
apparently another assault on her. Her claims in that case – as detailed by the
defendant – were eerily similar to the ex wife’s claims and the present trial,
which all involved beating, pinning (her) to the bed with his legs, and
choking, or grabbing them around the throat. He claims the victim in the
present case used homeland security’s discovery files against him to fabricated
a similar claim, as the “mountain of discovery files” were in the home that
they shared. He also apparently bought a helicopter from a man in Switzerland,
that he was fixing up with a woman, against whom he was also charged for
assault. There was an additional assault he did admit to, where he beat up a man
who had hit a child. Lastly he testified that his first run-in with the law was
an accessory to a robbery, which he claimed he was unaware of, he had only been
living with this man, who he picked up as a hitchhiker, in the forest, in a
van, with his then girlfriend. There was also colorful testimony about him
“bleedin’ like a stuck hog”, drinking “Wild Turkey and Mountain Dew”, and
running with a bucket of KFC, afraid for his life. Despite the lulls in the
long winded stories, I was overall entertained. When he finally ended his
testimony, he spoke about himself briefly in the third person, as if he was a
lawyer, which confused the judge, counsel, and jury.
Of
course after all of the testimony I just outlined the prosecutor hardly needed
to cross examine the defendant. She impeached him by asking a few pointed
questions abut the assaults and the charges he was found guilty of, and also
why – if he was defending himself and afraid for his life in this case – he
followed the police to her residence to serve a restraining order on the
victim. She finished her questioning very quickly. He redirected, where he
further detailed the above admissions, until the judge cut him off. There was
some amusing commentary from t(h)e prosecutor and judge in regards to these long,
incriminating tales, that got laughter from the jurors and the small group of
spectators. Finally, the defendant rested.
After
the jury had been dismissed for the day, the judge discussed the plans for the
following day, asking the prosecutor whether she would be calling additional
witnesses, and pointing out that “most of the information she would want has
already been candidly offered up by the defendant” which got some more laughter
from those present. She discussed the two witnesses she would be calling, and
also wanted to spend time the following day discussing the jury instructions,
particularly the self defense portion. The defendant was under the impression
that he did not need to see them, though the judge tried to advise him that he
would need to know the jury instructions as it would state the law by which the
jury would determine his innocence or guilt. Again, this man really should have
had a lawyer. The trial was an absolute mess for him.
Overall,
I was pleased that I was able to observe a jury trial to see how the jury
reacted to both sides. I could see that they were particularly affected by he
length and confusion of the defendant’s ongoing testimony. I think they were
grateful for every objection the prosecutor made, and happy she kept things
extremely concise, which in my opinion was a good decision on her part, as the
jury seemed exhausted. While the defendant’s story, was at times captivating,
the take home message of this day of trial observation was certainly to always
hire a lawyer, and never represent yourself. And likely also to not buy boats
to fight pirates in Africa, or buy used helicopters from men in Switzerland.
This
is such a gem in that it illustrates this axiom: If you represent yourself, you
have a fool for a client. Thus, it will be also posted here.
