‘Tis the season to be jolly. ‘Tis the season to recite lawyer jokes. Seems we bump into lawyer jokes everywhere this holiday season. Lawyer jokes are ubiquitous right now.
Because you might enjoy them, I’m passing along a couple humor books with places you can find them. They make outstanding gifts or maybe you just want to expand your lawyer joke repertoire.
First, there is the perfect stocking stuffer for a lawyer or someone with a dear lawyer in their life and it is Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms. It’s only $9.29 and click here to read more and get your copy.
Second, there is a book for anyone who dislikes lawyer jokes, and it is entitled Comebacks for Lawyer Jokes: The Restatement of Retorts, by Malcolm Kushner, Museum of Humor.com Press (2015) This will arm your lawyer friend for those lawyer jokes that inevitably get told at cocktail parties. This book provides retorts to insert before the punch line at the end of the lawyer joke.
Examples:
“Why are lawyers so good at racquetball?”
Before they say: “Because they stoop so low.”
You say: “They know their way around a court.”
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“What’s the difference between a lawyer and a skunk?”
Before they say: “Nobody wants to kiss a skunk.”
You say: “With a lawyer, nothing is ever black and white.”
